TONY CONTRERAS

BROCK BOREN

"The credits are the best part"

BK and I got all iron chef on it.

 Jerry McGuire NBD.nohomo.

 highlight of 2011 so far.

 SWAGG

 Muska hooked Hogan up with a cruiser, so psyched.

and then there's this.

WALLIG

2010 you will bow down and suck 2011's cock. RIGHT MEOW.

A certain someone put me on to another certain someones "list of friends" of 2010 which...well, fuck. I don't really even know where to begin with. So instead of cutting this individual down verbally I am simply going to retort by making  a list of my friends and instead of writing what most could consider on the verge of verbal fellatio I'm going to photoshop said individuals into super badass warriors, because if your friends aren't super badass mutant warriors they might as well not exist. But instead of a gangbang bukkake of sucking up I am going to focus on these suckers one at a time. Full eye contact and everything.

Randoms

 I'm going to need this very soon.

 http://natehillisnuts.com/home/punch-me-panda/ this dude.

 I now live in a giant snow pile adjacent to the apt. its chill. My bum friends and I have established a colony. We drink Schlitz Bull and huff paint fumes.

 camo daddy

amazing.