sick

im sick.


and apparently blogger is broken and i cant upload photos right now.

the good days

i should have reconsidered my life at age 5.

i've been slacking on updates but instead i've been doing tons of tight shit, important shit.really though,and have little to no photos to show for it.a feck eu.


all this nonsense starts from like last....monday?i dont know.i had some bullshit portfolio class and found jordan in there being tight.

then the current highlight of my life.cirque de soleil.which is hands down the best thing i have ever seen.i wish i could warp back in time to be a 5 year old russian boy who did gymnastics instead of a fat asian.
photography was forbidden so i got hella sneaky and took these shiesty photos.the set was tight.
two russians flying through the air by a string.literally.a string.russians are killing it right now.anyone who hasn't seen is obviously has a needle dick, see it and it will change your life.
following the chain of awesomeness was friday night.i got off work at like...11 or whatever and rode down to the bank in old town.i found hella dudes on bikes and ended up bro-ing down with them for some reason or another.anyway the two dudes pictured above zack and olaf(yes his name was actually olaf) told me about the midnight mystery ride....which basically ended up being the sickest thing ever.
we rode up to this bar on the east side where there were about...200 people chillin really hard trying to get in on the mystery ride.so the deal is one single person knows the route and anyone and everyone who wants to do the ride has to follow this one person.the range of people was insane,everything from married couples,to tall bikes to zoo bombers were doin this shit.
it ended on the west side under some bridge.so 200+ people kicking it on a sandy beach on the willamette,obviously some epic shit was going to happen.This came in the form of one chick and SIX dudes completely naked diving into the river at 2am.seriously.priceless.
worst 75 degree day of my life.
pants-gina.
fuck you too mr.seagull.



oh yeah.i went to the bich today.it was sick.

O.G.S.N

This is a collection of a bunch of photos i took/had taken/sidekicked all from about....2 years ago?alot of them are sick especially the ones at the church and of my old kittie.some are just fucking weird(i.e yeti that doesnt weigh over 200lbs,santino and various others)anyway,enjoy.

cable back.photo o.d.

JUSTICE.




was tight.minus the pseudo moshpit-trash compactor thing going on in the midst of all the sweaty bodies.diplo was there but...no one cared.Basically I got my usb cable back(Still cant find camera charger)so these are all the photos from the last however many weeks i havent posted any photos.
gang oriented.
note:the beer can in shoe.no matter how gangster-ish forkan may try to be,he will always be forkan.
spring break...snow?

failed a class,had to go to some "academic success" meeting,which ended up being worth an hour of my life because i got to hear people list "the bleak dark urban wasteland" and "outside forces" as reasons why they suck at school.tight.
fat.
sam boren and i figured out the formula to multicolored poop.

fat-er.
i cook like an azn.
hella azn.
and the highlight of my month so far,the Lakers game.fuck you kobe you rapist,we beat dat azzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.112 to 103 Blazers.



im going to post old ass photos in like...a minute.

wtf

this is the first of many old photos i found on some bullshit flickr account(they let you upload like 2 pictures then demand money).but seriously though,i found this gem and if anyone can figure out who the hell the idiot circled in the red is you're probably hella tight.
*if you haven't figured it out by now,click on it and it will get bigger.

too fucking cool for life