wtf.

sausage.

look forward to:

-chris forkan owns firearms
-justice
-sam boren's incredibly needle like penis


fyi-some idiot gave allen greenman a job on the tarmac of an airport,single handedly putting the lives of many innocent bystander in his incompetent hands.anyone flying into pdx may god be with you.

people on the hill spy into my apartment at night.

Zombies at the Bich.

First and foremost,Happy Birthday Zombie Jesus.Thanks for having a 3rd day celebrated so I have to go out to my parents house for all of an hour so my non christian family can have Easter Brunch.sickone.
went to the bich for the day,it was tight.
sand-trike-things are the shit.good one for not coming sam you dumb prick,way to not drive 45 minutes and end up at a bar in "rockaway beach" alone.ha!
my phone takes shitty photos but it was the sunniest I have ever seen it on the oregon coast.
though you cant really see them there were hella nigs at the beach for SPRING BREAK!!!! including topless 14 year old boys playing beach football in 48 degree weather at 11am.spring break at seaside.fuuuuuuck yeah.

more nigs.
a visual description of the smell of walligs feet.....or allen's hygene.
some prude virgin.


*not pictured is 90% of the day spent at the acrcade and laughing at the awesome people who come to seaside for spring break.
the number on the elevator as it was stuck between two floors.i live in a very safe building.

sam boren,come home.i miss your oiled abs.

does anyone even read this shit?







highly unlikely.

www.dickland.com

saw this guy,no big deal.hes really...black-er than you'd think.we chilled,really casual.
i just headbutted my girlfriend in the face.

sam boren eats shoes with his needle dick.


i dont have any pictures for anyone because that would be gay.
finals week means nothing fun.

except texts about celebrations for "al's" dinner from cupcake.party time.

fuck yezzzzzzzzz

fucking google wont let me upload pictures.sick.


basically all i really want to announce is that i ate a rack of ribs at 10am for breakfast.
tight.



pictures...soon?
zizz novakane.

needle dicks and steeze perp.

i was going to blog some shit but i realized i left my camera charger in gresham.sickone.




i saw allen and forkan at lincoln,no joke.

back in businezzzzzzzzz

i got internet up in this bitch.party time.

id post photos but any nig who is reading this has probably already been to my apt. and eaten the skittles/m&m's so a feck eu.


photos soon.



sam boren has a needle dick.